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How to Eat Doritos: do not read ingredients on bag of Doritos. open bag, begin eating Doritos. continue not to read bag.

How to Eat Doritos:

  1. do not read ingredients on bag of Doritos.
  2. open bag, begin eating Doritos.
  3. continue not to read bag.

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this is a picture of a bird making pasta.  this is completely absurd!  birds don’t make pasta.

this is a picture of a bird making pasta.  this is completely absurd!  birds don’t make pasta.